05142012Headline:

Auto-Tune the News #11: Pure Poppycock. (ft. Joel Madden)

Broadcasters become stars and stars become broadcasters as an ominous hip-hop sample infuses the news of the day. Joel Madden guests as a fictional CBS correspondent. UPDATE: any resemblance the intentional performers may bear to media personalities living or dead is purely coincidental. Find Joel Madden online: www.goodcharlotte.com http Mike Penny shreds the shamisen. His YouTube channel: www.youtube.com Need more auto-tuned news in your life? Subscribe! Or find us elsewhere: www.thegregorybrothers.com http www.twitter.com Lyrics available in the closed captions (turn the on at the bottom-right-hand corner of the youtube player)! and here: NF: You have the charisma of a damp rag! Gorilla: Damp rag! NF: You have the appearance of a bank clerk! Gorilla: Bank Clerk! NF: Who are you? I’d never heard of you! Gorilla: Eat my poo! NF: Nobody in Europe had ever heard of you! But I have no doubt that it’s your intention To be the quiet assassin of European democracy. Perhaps that’s because you come from Belgium Which of course, is pretty much a non-country. We don’t know you, we don’t want you! The sooner you’re put out to grass, the better! We don’t like you, we don’t want you! Gorilla: Our logic and reason have proved you wrong! Bølverk: Go back to Douchebagistan where you belong! Gorilla: Don’t make me have to start World War III ! Bølverk: Bring it on, these guns are WMD! NG: We don’t know you, we don’t want you! We don’t like you, we don’t want you! KC: Last month, comedian
Video Rating: 4 / 5

What Next?

Related Articles

27 Responses to "Auto-Tune the News #11: Pure Poppycock. (ft. Joel Madden)"

  1. aaleece says:

    i love that this has Joel Madden in this.

  2. bigswoll211 says:

    Love his reaction at 0:20. Eat my poo!!

  3. mrguermo1 says:

    oh shit! this video is 4 min and 20 secs long!…id love to watch the rest of these, but i have a dentist appointment at 5 oclock and id prefer to be on time…

  4. tollpatsch1986 says:

    and actually van Rompuy is the president of the EU-congress

  5. pamew says:

    @thebigegg123 No one knew who he was?

    Uh, premier of Belgium? Belgium being one of the founding nations of the EU? (also, they actually have many parallels with the UK’s own democratic system, more so than many other European states).

    “domecracy” gave me a laugh however, so I should thank you.

    Again: what “points”? You just keep attributing positive actions to his name without referencing anything :

  6. thebigegg123 says:

    @pamew well i was referencing his points in general not this video in specific but it’s true no one new who van rompuy. he didn’t even get elected and he comes from a country where the politics were in ruins and he preeches about domecracy

  7. pamew says:

    @thebigegg123 Please explain how his behaviour in this video is not that of, well, a dickhead.

    Go on, what are these “good points”?

    I await your reply with barely contained excitement.

  8. thebigegg123 says:

    @pamew i dont think he is a dickhead he has some good points

  9. l0vEr4in says:

    @battlefeild3plz 4 days now…

  10. Jpbremner says:

    @pamew nigel is great

  11. pamew says:

    The UK Apologises for Nigel Farage. Yes, we all think he’s a dickhead too.

  12. AllThatYouSense says:

    If you are a truth seeker, search “Truth Contest” in Google and click on the 1st result, then open The Present and read what it says. Everyone needs to see this. The Present will turn this world right-side up if it reaches enough people. You will see what I mean when you read the first page.

  13. fischer96 says:

    at 2:47 for me , she was in theat perfect point in terms of voice :)

  14. PervAccount says:

    @dumkillers hurricaine actually

  15. CoastingOrange says:

    @battlefeild3plz 4 hours and no thumbs, ufail mate

  16. battlefeild3plz says:

    INSERT ANTIC-DOTE PERTAINING TO THE VIDEO HERE

    and the thumbs up come pouring in! mwhahahahahah!!!!!

  17. CoastingOrange says:

    Man, the news would be so much better if it was like this….

  18. Pocaharad says:

    @ 2:40 I thought he said,”that just tells me your gay” anyone heard that

  19. Vladislaussy says:

    bolverk looks like he lives in douchebagistan

  20. fllicksick says:

    0:26 is the funniest auto-tune the news moment ever!!!!!
    this & #12 are the best!

  21. Vladislaussy says:

    i like the part of douchebagistan its total shit brix

  22. demon91 says:

    I’m pretty much solely a metalhead…. but even I’d buy Nigel’s album.

  23. KyleTheWarlock says:

    this one is my favorite :D

  24. Vladislaussy says:

    SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTT ………….
    DOUCHEBAGISTAN

  25. oOMadhuriOo says:

    I like the guy in the beginning …. it’s good when ppl speak out clearly what they think ;) … and i love his accent xD

  26. horny hot says:

    Lol everybody talk about dating

Leave a Reply

Submit Comment

Powered by Yahoo! Answers

This blog uses the cross-linker plugin developed by Jan Hvizdak, owner of Aqua-Fish.Net

Switch to our mobile site